Don’t you love when ur having a fun dream about lakes but then you have to brutally murder a bunch of people with serrated kitchen knives
Isn’t life great
This guy wants to do me finally I have found love
U wish u wer as cul is mee
Oh god
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Best
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I did a drunk thing last night oops
Hunger Games Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment of the Day: “He’s Codfish Joe!”
Oh my god these are usually disappointing but oh god
Liam stop being one of those gaybos who tags like fifty things for their photos
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